What is up you butt fucking pieces of horny shit,
Today…I am going to kill a beast. The biggest of all game questions that I get, the holy grail of hypothetical mental masturbation ways to pick up a girl…
Since the dawn of time guys have had an insane fascination with this thing known as the dance floor
Every night countless men gather round this primordial humping ground because some where in the back of their heads they think if they approach a single girl at exactly the right angle, touch her exactly the right way, and have sweet dance moves…then they will get laid…INSTANTLY..
Yes…go to a club and see 90% of the men hanging around the dance floor trying to take advantage of this glitch in the sexual matrix. Apparently, the dance floor is the one place in the WHOLE WORLD where you can just walk up and some girl is gonna just FUCK YOUR BRAINS out because you humped her ( This also works at the grocery store..)
NEWSFLASH
95% of these guys ARE NOT GETTING LAID… Have you ever wondered why guys who hang around the dance floor or go to the club night after night to GRIND ON BITCHES are for some reason always alone?!
BECAUSE MEETING SOMEONE ON THE DANCE FLOOR IS FUCKING STUPID… However guys fucking jerk there dingle day and night thinking about it because they think if they can someone how just be a good dancer or approach just the right way they some girls is just going to completely forget that she does not know you and just fuck you stupid.
Wait…The Dance Floor CAN get you laid..
You just need to know HOW to use it as gasoline instead of the source of the fire..
First let me explain what the most common approach to dance floor game is, and why it is FUCK TARDED
Average Faggots Dance Floor Game
Step 1: Drive to club with friends talking about how your gonna get laid and act like a bad ass
Step 2: Enter the club and then find a safe spot with your friends so you don’t feel so insecure
Step 3: Watch the dance floor full of girls having FUN for 20 minutes and dare eachother to dance on girls
Step 4: Lurk around the dance floor looking for a girl to dance with or try to find a single girl to dance with. Also, be sure to show zero personality or make any attempt to have fun. Your main goal is just to hump a girl and pray she likes you
Step 5: (maybe) find a girl who is dancing…Beat 20 other guys to her and then walk up. Say something stupid to sound like your cool, then proceed to try and dance on her. ALSO make zero attempt to actually have fun with it, take it very seriously. Just because she is out there having a blast does not mean you have to add to it in any way…
Step 6: The various outcomes happen A) She blows you out B) She gives you a pity dance then finds her friends dance C) She gets all horny n dances on you
Results of A: Your a faggot and did not get laid
Results ob B: Your a faggot and did not get laid
The Usual Result of C (THE HOLY GRAIL OF RESULTS) : The girl and you dance like freaks… then the music turns off. The whole vibe and chemistry of your interaction is ruined as you run out of thing to say. The girl realizes that she does not really know you. Because the whole basis of your interaction was SUPER HIGH ENERGY and the DANCE FLOOR you are unable to hold attraction without them..
In the end you are still a faggot and did not get laid
NOW, can you sometimes get laid operating like this…of course…BUT heres the kicker.. It is completely and totally outside of your control. You are basically rolling the dice and hoping you dont end up with a hog…Also..good luck picking up a 9-10 doing this.
Now Hold up..The Dance Floor Can Be Your Best Friend
I kind of want to explain this scientifically..
See the dance floor is a catalyst, it is gasoline and when a fire touch it it can cause an explosion. Now, what most guys are doing is throwing gasoline every hoping that it will catch a random spark. They do not have a fire and are just praying for random luck…Most of the time gasoline can even smother a fire..
Now look in this metaphor your interaction is the fire and the dance floor is gasoline. You are again rolling the dice trying to find a random fire hot enough to poor gasoline on..
However…here is the secret.. What you want to do is…BRING THE FIRE TO THE GASOLINE
How to Do This
Let me lay this out there first…
Humping a stranger on the dance floor= Weird, potentially awkward, risky, and sloppy
Humping a girl you know and have chemistry with = Hot, a chance to let loose, comfortable, and smooth
See the difference?
So here is how a real stud does it…CONSISTENTLY
Step1: Meet a girl off the dance floor (in line, at the bar, standing around)
Step 2: Attract her to you (If you want ways to do that check out our forums or Attraction Catalyst/The College Code)
Step 3: Make the interaction somewhat sexual (AKA get her a turned on a bit)
Step 4: THEN…bring her to the dance floor and throw that fucking match in the gasoline…BOOM
Ta-da
When you approach the dance floor this way so many good things happen
-The basis of your interactions is that she is turned on BY YOU…not the music or the emotional high of the dance floor (This means when the music stops…she is still into you…)
-She is COMFORTABLE with you because shes gotten to know you a bit. This means she is 10x more likely to feel comfortable being a lil slut for you
-She is already turned on, this means the dance floor is going to make her REALLY turned onWhen the dance floor is done, not only does she feel an emotional high, but it is an emotional high she will attach to you (your not some random guy who danced on her…your the hot guy that took her by the hand and took her to that level on the dance floor.. YOU ADDED to her night..instead of barging into it)
-She will actually remember you the next day (instead of dance floor rando, your that cool guy she met last night)
Make Sense?
This is the golden key to using the dance floor guys. Use it as a way to boost your interaction, instead of a way to create an interaction (gasoline cannot make fire, but it can make a fire explode..get it?)
If you have any questions hit me up on the forums
Two Step (alex)
Crazyman says:
Solid stuff man. But how can you meet girls off the dance floor when its so fucking loud?
Two Step says:
By using how loud it is as an excuse to pull them in!
JeffT says:
Yep. Very true. Dance floor is awesome for afterwords. I still suck ass at dancing. But yeah chodes looking to pull from dance floor purely = lol.
Good way to get away from friends to make out too.